• Demetrius Romeo

    Trading as ‘Stand & Deliver!’ (website still being constructed)
    My blog currently resides at: www.patreon.com/demetrius_romeo

    Cad, Bounder,

    Ne’er-do-well.

    Also: Nerdsmith,

    Storymonger,

    Also also: Santa,

    Bookseller.

    Also also also:

    Trivia MC

     

     

  • SUMMARY

    Abstract:

     

    I put words, ideas, exhibitions,

    documents, creatives and concepts together

    in any and every combination.

    Matching songs and comedy to topics is a specialty.

    Come at me needy,

    You’ll leave satiated.

     

  • MY MOTTO

    If the shoe fits, stick it up your arse.

  • Shop Now

    Check out my [mostly secondhand] books.

    (Still working on the shipping rates, but if you see anything you like, get in touch.)

    Separate Reality, A - Carlos Castaneda
    8.00
    Journey to Ixtlan: The Lessons of Don Juan - Carlos Castaneda
    8.00
    Tales of Power - Carlos Castaneda
    8.00
    Deadly Woman Blues by Clinton Walker
    150.00
    The Black Cauldron by Lloyd Alexander
    6.00
    Cricket Coach Manual
    16.00
    Oliver Twist Told In Pictures - by Charles Dickens, illustrated by Dudley D. Watkins
    25.00
    Behold the Man and Other Stories – Michael Moorcock
    6.00
    Columbo - The Helter Skelter Murders by William Harrington
    10.00
  • Archives

    Various past works.

    Live Comedy

    Producer, Presenter, Writer, Performer, Dedicated Nerd

    Pioneering comedy nerdery begat developing a unified field theory of comedy which begat dalliance in live production, performance and, inevitably, poster design.

    Retail Campaigns

    Artwork for in-store promotions/

    performances

    Came to provide banter and an extensive working knowledge of music and literature, stayed to produce live events and graphics for the events themselves, frequently customised especially for specifically themed holidays, dates, events…

    Quite the card

    Graphics for all other occasions. Some from scratch.

    Weddings, birthdays, anything.

    Mostly weddings, actually.

    Cards and invitations.

    Vanity Label

    Audio producer - wannabe.

    CDs, podcasts.

    Because there was a time when everyone wanted to release a record, or wished they could. Now, pretty much anyone can.

    Record Collector

    Occasionally waxing lyrical about lyrical waxing

    Long before “they” started “saying vinyls are coming back into fashion” we knew that they never ceased being in fashion. Old nerds banging on about them, on the other had, will never be in fashion. Still, here’s an old nerd’s bangings-on.

    Sanity Clause

    Bringing good cheer and season’s greetings

    Your Best Santa Ever.

    Examples ensue.

    Publications

    Author, sub-editor, etc…

    Melbourne International Comedy Festival

    Apr 4 - 29, 2007

    Hotel Discovery (formerly Hotel BakPak)

     

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    Sydney, Australia

    Sydney, Australia

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